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A peasant makes his droppings near an apple tree. After its departure, one
small apple falls close to droppings... Small droppings require of small apple:
- do you Want to become my friend?
- Not, you are hideous and you feel very bad!
- Go, we are both girls of nature...
- Not, not and not. So only I could move away me from you!!
Arrive the evening. The peasant passes by again at the same place. He finds the small one
apple and crunches it. At the same moment, small droppings known as:
- A tomorrow morning!

Knew that the girls are born in the flowers;
Boys in cabbages;
and gays in cauliflowers.
(Thank you In Ph.L)

Which is the poorest tree?
The almond tree because it remains with mandier all his life.
(Thank you With L.T)

Which is the preferred fruit of the soldiers of career?
THE GRENADE:O)
(For zz:0)

What falls in autumn, which starts with ' F ' and which finishes by ' ouille'
The person answers: I do not know
Solution: a sheet, andouille!!
That is which leads to the spring, which starts with ' f' and which finishes by ' ire'
The person answers: I do not know
Solution: a sheet, andouille, I have just said it to you!
(Thank you With L.T)

By opening his new store, a man receives a bunch of flowers.
He becomes dismayed by reading the inserted chart, on which is registered:
"Our sincere condolences".
While it wonders what this odd message means, its telephone
sound.
It is the florist, being excused to have sent the bad chart.
"Oh, it does not have there a problem" said the grocer. "I am a businessman
and I include/understand
how these things can arrive ".
"But, adds the florist, I sent your chart accidentally to one
burial.
- What was written?" ask the grocer.
The florist reads the chart: "Congratulations for your new site".
(Thank you With L.T)

An apple is red, yellow and green, how it called is?
- answer: One peels it with a knife.
(thank you with L.T)

A flower stand amateur noticed that the tomatos of
its neighbor grow bigger much more quickly than them his.
Moreover, they are much redder and juicy...
One fine day, it approaches its neighbor who was in the train of
to weed and requires of him
how it makes to have such beautiful tomatos.
The neighbor answers him:
"Ben, I give them manure, I sprinkle them, and before
to leave the kitchen garden, I drop my
trousers and I show them my genitals... that has the air of
to make redden... "
The lady is incrédule.
But a little later, in the evening, whereas everyone
is in front of the tele one, it goes in its garden, removes all its
clothing and exhibe its nudity in front of its
vegetables... and it continues to make its small horse-gear during
all the week.
The next Weekend, the neighbor challenges it:
"Then how your tomatos are?"
It answers:
"Boo! the tomatos are always similar. On the other hand them
cucumbers... "
(heuu thank you has to you L.T:o)))

Two tomatos cross the road,
one of them is made crush,
the other is turned over   and shouted: "you come JUJU?"
Thank you with My Nicolas son.

Two potatoes cross the road,
one of them is made crush,
the other is turned over and exclaimed: "hoooo mashed potaties!"
Thank you with My Nicolas son.

Maridou on holiday in Corsica walks. It arrives in front of a large field at the splendid ground but without the least small growth above...
It asks the Corsican peasant sitted in front of his field
- Excuse me, Mister but why T-it there nothing has on your field?
- Y has anything which pushes
- What but the ground is splendid, allow me to take a sample and to make it of it analyze
- Made pretty young lady
One week afterwards, pretty Maridou returns with the results of the laboratory
- You see, your ground is extraordinary, I ensure you, if you plant, you will have a formidable harvest
And the Corsican peasant to answer: Of course Ah that, if you plant.......
Thank you my tender friend ZZ has

Two horseradishes were going length
road.
A car passes and reverses one of two radishes.
One immediately takes it along to the hospital
A little later, the second horseradish meets it
surgeon and asks him:
- will it draw some?
And the doctor answers him:
- Yes... but there will remain a vegetable all its life.
Thank you With L.T

God crea the universe and it saw that it was beautiful.
God crea the Earth and it saw that it was beautiful.
God crea nature and it saw that it was beautiful.
God crea the animals and it saw that it was beautiful.
God crea the man and it saw that it was beautiful.
God crea the woman and then says himself: "BOF! She will make up herself!"
Thank you In Jiwe

How does one call two men who like?
Farmers: -)
Thank you In Pierre.D

What must make a woman when her husband runs in zigzag in
the garden?
... to continue to draw.

The small Nathalie (7 years) is in the garden filling a hole when the neighbor sees it over the hedge.
- What do you make Nathalie there?
  She answers him, without raising the head, that its fish of aquarium died and that she buries it.
  The neighbor is somewhat curious and says to him:
  - It for a small fish do not believe you is a very large hole?
  At this time, Nathalie finishes the last shovelful by typing it delicately   and answers him:
  - It is because it is inside your cat.
Thank you In Vincent X

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For the most 18 years

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Small proverbs Nature :
The life is an onion;
one cries by peeling it.
The life is a mustard slice of bread
one eats a piece tous.les.jours.

The apple of the morning
kill the doctor.

Ivy dies
where it sticks.

The tree is not judged
with its bark.

There are no pinks
without spine.

One should not put
the plough before oxen.

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